3R WELL-BEING RETREATS

(10) Nobody will ask, “But why do you need rest? You don’t have kids!”
(9) You can pack ten pairs of shoes for a one-week retreat and know you’re not alone.
(8) You’ll meet at least one other woman who also gets inexplicably hangry at exactly 4:12 PM and is already carrying snacks for both of you.
(7) No one will judge you for eating dessert first, and there’s a decent chance we’ll all form a dessert-first coalition to make it official.
(6) You can “ugly-cry” during a breakthrough moment without worrying that someone’s recording it for social media.
(5) There’s no pressure to figure out anyone else’s vibe—you’re free to mingle, nap, spa, or sip without worrying about group FOMO.
(4) There’s always one woman who forgot everything—toothpaste, socks, phone charger—and at least five others who will say, “Oh, I’ve got extras!” (Because we women are resourceful like that.)
(3) Group activities include important skills like deciding whether ginger margaritas or mojitos pair best with “deep emotional healing.” (We’ll have workshops and taste tests, don’t worry.)
(2) The full buffet of group activities means you can do everything or absolutely nothing—with zero guilt. But we all know the real joy is in the post-activity debates about whose instructor had the most flair.

And the number one reason to join the retreat…

(1) Because after a week of spa treatments, belly laughs, and purposeful workshopping, you’ll finally achieve that elusive goal: feeling so great and so seen that you accidentally inspire at least one man to take note and say, “Wow… I’ll have what she’s having….a retreat, too.”